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  • walking_dude
    06-22 11:05 PM
    Tennesseans, I have moved into Nashville suburbs from Detroit. I have the experience of leading MI chapter for sometime (through the critical juncture of MI DL denying DLs to temporary residents).

    I can definitely organize folks from around Nashville. I can also help guys from Knoxville, Memphis etc. form local chapters there if there is any interest in being active part of the IV movement.

    Interested in you meeting you all and helping IV from Tennessee.


    any motivated members can take up the challenge of coordinating activities and leading efforts. let me know if anyone is interested!





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  • uma001
    12-19 09:59 AM
    Hi,

    My wife is waiting on her H-1B approval. She is on a H-4 currently. The company that sponsored her H-1B is an american fortune 500. This will be her first H-1B and she is in the USA for 11 months now. I have a few questions:

    1. To apply for the SSN she would need the original I-797 and the I-94, correct?
    2. After she applies at the SSN office, will she be able to see the number immediately (and wait for the card) ?
    3. How long does it normally take them for issuing a SSN for a person like her? (H-4 to first time H-1B)?

    Thanks in advance.

    Sagittarian,

    Did your wife work before in India? How did fortune500 apply for H1?Did they attach client letter during H1 application?





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  • cubedflash
    08-27 06:45 PM
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  • gc_check
    04-29 11:49 AM
    I attached notarized copy of birth certificate, but not to passport as we are also sending the original.



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  • InTheMoment
    07-22 06:38 PM
    bluez25,

    Dates moving back is a once in 10 year event (not a guess but actual stats).
    The July fiasco type thing happening again is almost nil !

    Give that interview and get the immigrant visa.. You are all set.

    Tinku,

    How can you be so sure that I should be ok even when the dates move back? any links for me to read on information...





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  • CADude
    02-21 03:07 AM
    Got a letter from Sen B Boxer, CA. Standard letter.. with bla bla bla..
    zeast of letter.. Sen. is working hard to resolve the complex issue and requested me to keep patience.

    :) That i am doing anyway from last 7+ year..:D



    Yes it is positive --At-least senators are sticking to their timetable of CIR by March and April.

    I guess that is the reason IV is asking for stories by Wednesday noon, This hearing is also on the same day.



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  • bluez25
    08-23 01:59 PM
    Thanks and appreciate closing the other duplicate thread paskal. I wasnt sure about which categorty should I put this torture story.

    Keep up the good work..





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  • Siddharta
    03-12 08:49 PM
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  • chanduv23
    10-09 05:32 PM
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  • makemygc
    06-22 11:16 AM
    you need pdf writer, use demo.

    I don't think it's anything to do with pdf writer. If he is asking about forms like I-485, G-325 A etc..those have pdf security enable and wont allow you to save it. Whereas if you try I-693 form (for medical), that will allow you to save the form even if you do not have pdf writer.



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  • here4gc
    07-17 12:46 PM
    Can we get all pending I140 (Stuck from July) and all pending Eb3 and Eb2 (Whose PD Current and no I140) to collaborate and lets talk about a mandamus class action with all of us being members of the class ??

    Come'n guys, show some traction...lets FIGHT





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  • tinuverma
    10-23 04:36 PM
    Hello OP,
    Here is what I did. I have mentioned some tips for you to save money:
    Fly to Tulsa. There is tonnes of BUS service from Tulsa to Nogales(AZ). It is damn cheap..I think $10.00
    They will drop you at the border. Walk to the other side.
    YOU DONT NEED VISA TO GO TO MEXICO IF YOU PLAN TO STAY IN NOGALES ONLY.
    I did get a visa but was told it is not needed. No one cares...you can simply walk over..no one will check either.
    Cab costs anywhere between 7 and 10 to go to USA consulate.
    There is a local bus like blue line in delhi that can take you there too. It is not worth it though. Chances are high that you will get your visa the same day. If not, you can rent hotel for anywhere between 30 and 50.
    Take cab come back to border. Walk over...do the same immigration process like you would do at any airport.
    Someone up there is right..be prepared to face atleast 150 to 200 Mexican H2 or H3 ...workers. This will be the longest part of your journey.
    No need to get any mexican currency. They gladly take USD.
    To use your cell phone, come to the border..its a regular within 50 states call from there....as soon as you go like 1 mile inside, you loose signals. Then it becomes international call.
    Don't drink water there...drink beer.
    If you have any other questions or if I missed anything else that you wanna know..feel free to ask: tinuverma@gmail.com

    Good luck.
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  • logiclife
    01-16 12:43 PM
    There are some apprehensions on immigration portal about legality of lobbying and having an advocacy group to talk on our behalf and work on our behalf. I have posted a reply there and I am posting that same thing here to clear your fears of "backlash" and "Legal issues".

    -----------------------------------
    Hi,

    There is nothing wrong with Lobbying. It is completely legal to seek professional advocacy for a public cause in order to shape public policy.

    It is regulated and legal. Money given to lobbyist are a matter of public record. Hundreds of corporations do this all the time and some of them have their own people do it and some of them hire outside firms who specialize in such activities.

    Lobbying has become a dirty word in the past 4 years and more so because of Abramoff scandal. But it is not going to end and it will continue happening since ITS LEGAL AND REGULATED AND MONITORED.

    See more here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobbying to do research in history and dynamics of lobbying.

    Think about lobbying as hiring a lawyer. You can pay a lawyer as much as you want. Its legal. You cannot pay the judge. That is bribery and that is illegal. Similary we are paying orgs to be our advocates or communicator to lawmakers. No-one here is paying any lawmakers. Not a penny.

    Regarding the reactions BECAUSE we hire professional advocates(using advocacy instead of lobbying since its dirty now due to scandals...its the same thing) ....here is the deal. There are 2 choices:

    Choice 1.

    You can be afraid of raising your voice and afraid of anything and everything including the "RADAR" of god-knows-which branch of government(even though its legal), you can be afraid of your own employer(even though its not against company policy in 99% companies to contribute money to orgs that advocate, I have asked my company and they said its ok as long as its not my own profession to lobby and as long as I am not profiting from it personally...which I am not...its contrary...I and other voluteers have contributed personally), you can be afraid of anti-immigration forces that are not going to do anything but...you can be afraid of them. You can live in a country as free as US and be afraid of things that dont even exist.

    Choice 2.

    You can use your backbone and stand up to raise your voice for something you want and something you believe in. Every once in a while you HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU WANT AND SPEAK UP. Justice is not automatic.

    For the sake of argument, let us say that you are on some-one's radar. Who do you thing that is? What are they going to do? If its government branch or agency, they wont do anything because nothing here is illegal. If its a private anti-immigration org then they will know that there are forces just like them in the opposite direction on this issue for immigration. So WHAT? WE know about them and they know about us. They do their job. We do our job. At the end of the day if we make an effect of even 5% on this issue, it could be decisive. And by the way, there are many other orgs that publicly advocate immigration(including illegal immigration) and they have their websites and phone numbers and addresses. They are not afraid of "RADARS" and "ANTI-IMMIGRATION FORCES". WHY SHOULD WE BE AFRAID OF ANYONE.

    Lastly, if you cannot give up your fears and speak up or stand up...atleast dont scare others. I would really appreciate.

    Thanks,
    Logiclife.





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  • vin13
    01-15 11:51 AM
    Before you request for your passport and withdraw your H1-B, make sure your AP documents were approved before you left India.

    I have heard from several sources that your AP should be approved before you leave the country. If the approval date is a few days before you left U.S, it can be assumed that you physically recieved it before leaving.

    You may want to check with an attorney to confirm this situation. In these forum, you will get personal experiences, but it may never be the exact situaton as yours.



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  • kokil
    05-17 09:26 AM
    I have my H1 B extension approved for 1 year after 6 years time frame, based on approved I140. Now there is another start up company is giving me full time job. So they will ask for at least 3 years of extension. What are the chances that I will get 3 years extension based on existing I140?


    -Jignesh





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  • zerosine
    06-25 02:59 PM
    Thank you all for your responses.

    Thanks glus, I'll try filing the I 102 - hopefully they had computerized records back in the dark ages when I arrived. Also I'm hoping there's a record somewhere of the visa extension filed by my lawyer - do you think the same form might dig that up?

    Shatunup, what's a CIR? I'm intrigued....

    I have spoken to an attorney and the overstay is not really the issue - because I'm legitimately married (we have a two year old!) and if we can prove it's not a green card marriage I believe I just have to pay a fine.... however they do require proof of legal entry, which I don't have. You can adjust your status in the US if you are married to a US citizen - in fact I have to because if I leave the country I'm subject to the 10 year ban and they won't let me back in married or not.

    I have a new passport but without the visa and entry stamp it doesn't really help!

    Thanks again - by the way I'm a she :o



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  • kbsyed61
    08-21 10:01 AM
    I'm waiting as well.
    Center: NSC
    PD Nov 2004,
    I-140 approved Sep 2007.
    RD July 2, 2007.
    ND Aug4, 2007





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  • sc09876
    08-17 03:17 PM
    Hello,
    My I-140 got denied based on my Education.

    I have 3 yrs + PG Diploma which is equivalent to US Degree according to my education evaluation.

    Experience:
    - 6 yrs of OUTSIDE USA experience
    - 5 yrs of USA experience including 2 yrs of experience with current company.
    - I am working as FULL time with an American Company at present

    The JOB Description for PERM was:

    "Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science plus 5 years experience; 3 year Bachelor’s degree plus 2 year post-graduate diploma in Software Engineering and 5 years

    You dont say your category. I am assuming this is EB2 for which such denials are common place these days. Pls update your profile.
    Long story short, it is on the education evaluation mapping to the requirements of the PERM position. Bachelors Degree in computer science means a 4 Year under graduate degree in US in the field of computer sciences or its foreign equivalent. USCIS does not equate 3+2 > 4. It may work for H1 petition but definitely not filing a 140 in a EB2 category

    That you dont specify what kind of 3 year degree you got is another matter.

    You need to consult a good attorney for options assuming that it is your attorney who got you into the trouble in first place by not making sure what is advertised for is what you got.

    go to Murthy or Shusterman or Ron. I dont hold brief for any one, but all of these are experienced enough to have handled similar cases. Dont rely on people's suggestions here. I dont mean to demean people who offer suggestions in good faith, but what worked for some one may not work for you.





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  • adobe howm
    09-05 12:46 PM
    Kumar,

    It should come with in a week. It all depends on whether you filed your I-485 through attorney or not. For me they send it on 08/29/08. My attorneys informed me on 09/04/2008.

    Hope that helps

    Well - not really.

    I was issued on 20th, Aug. but neither me nor my attorney got no clue. some received it within a week but some like me - 2 weeks passed already but still waiting. hope you will get yours soon. please share here when you do so.





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    cbpds
    02-23 12:53 PM
    please change the subject of this thread to "loan denied" otherwise its assumed to be H1/Stamping denied

    I'm not sure about Mortgage.

    But for Cars I heard below.

    One of my known Uncle who is having GC went to buy Lexus car in NJ and they hesitated to approve him loan and by this my Uncle got upset and he downpaid whole money. Ofcourse he is Wealthy.

    One of my collegue who is in US from past 3.5 years went to Honda showroom and they didn't approve him Loan as he doens't have valid Visa & I-797 is valid for couple of months only.

    Forget about Banks, even Credit Unions are doing the same.



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